At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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