Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Randomize
