We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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