Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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