I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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