oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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