i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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