apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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