google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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