New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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