life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Who died my cat blue again?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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