how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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