It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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