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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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