Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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