Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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