try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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