Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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