dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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