Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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