ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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