North Korea, Best Korea!
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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