Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
