sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
