You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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