get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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