Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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