how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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