using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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