Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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