Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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