Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
What should our trivia night team be named?
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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