oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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