yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
