I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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