accomplished twins. life is a go
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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