nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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