Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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