I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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