Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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