super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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