Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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