In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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