FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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