she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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