seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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