if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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