My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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