Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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