More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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