i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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