Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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