dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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