i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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