what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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