oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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